August 30, 2010 – 11:32 pm
In the future universe I am elected to preside over, no one will write books on marketing or business. Instead, we will publish continuums and Venn diagrams.
Everyone will carry colored pencils and butcher paper scrolls in over-sized backpacks. Venn diagrams will replace hors d’oeuvres at parties. Cafe walls will feature IdeaPaint, upon which it will [...]
August 23, 2010 – 7:18 pm
No idea is ever alone. It always comes with a bear or two. Or six.
When I had the idea to start a business, 22 bears showed up.
Twenty-two bears! Can you believe that? They called themselves Idea Chaperones, and they wore matching t-shirts and whistles.
It took four years to convince them I didn’t need a company [...]
August 16, 2010 – 9:15 pm
This is a guest post by Synergy, the remote holographic microprojecting supercomputer Jem’s father left to her when he died. Read more wisdom and tips from real cartoons in The Cartoonival of Wisdom.
Dear Jem,
I’ve decided to resign from my position as your remote holographic microprojecting supercomputer, effective today.
You never wanted to see the truth about yourself. [...]