The Nobody-Cares Bears

No idea is ever alone. It always comes with a bear or two. Or six.

When I had the idea to start a business, 22 bears showed up.
Twenty-two bears! Can you believe that? They called themselves Idea Chaperones, and they wore matching t-shirts and whistles.

It took four years to convince them I didn’t need a company to take care of me.

Now that the idea they originally opposed has turned into something enjoyable and profitable, they wear smoking jackets and opera glasses and talk about how hard they worked to get here, and the importance of maintaining a certain level of comfort. We can’t be taking risks on unproven GUIDES, PRODUCTS, or EBOOKS.

At the moment, five bears are clustered around this website guide I’m writing, saying the most disagreeable things. This post addresses each bear individually with the reasons why I am finishing this. A calm bear is a productive bear. (Havi calls them monsters.)

1. Why-Bother Bear

“Why bother? No one is going to buy this anyway.”

It’s true. This could be a total failure, sales-wise. Perhaps only one person will buy it, and they’ll ask for their money back. But I want to see what happens. I can’t bear to let this thing I’m excited about go unexplored. If I don’t finish this, then I’ll always wonder what would have happened if I had. I will be no closer to creating more things like this than I am now. Trying is the win.

2. What-If-Nobody-Cares Bear

“No, really. What if nobody cares?”

This guide mirrors my own process. Even if I don’t sell a single copy, I can incorporate this into my one-on-one work so I can go deeper with clients, perhaps even expanding my capacity. This could become a building block for workshops, too. It can be integrated into everything I do, so I can, in theory, do more.

3. How-Much-Is-This-Costing-You-to-Work-On-This Bear

“Do you know the value of your time, and how can you justify turning down work to work on THIS?”

Giving this to my clients could increase my profits by expanding my capacity. Plus, the more things I try, the more valuable I become to my clients, and therefore to myself. Even if those things don’t work out. Me trying stuff and failing is actually going to help me, because I’ll be able to help my clients avoid making the same mistakes. And if I succeed, I can help them succeed, too. Most people are giving in to their fear of trying stuff. I’m not. That makes me valuable to them.  Plus, I’ve already paid Sparky, and he’s making some amazing illustrations! And I get to make the words to go with them! At this point, it will cost me more not to finish this.

4. You’re-Not-Internet-Famous-So-You-Can’t-Make-a-Product Bear

“It’s not like anyone knows who you are. Why-Bother Bear has a point.”

At minimum, this will make me look good, which could lead to fun and interesting opportunities. I’ve heard from so many random people because of the douche-free bio post. Who knows how many more random people might discover this?

5. This-Is-Going-to-Take-Too-Much-Time Bear

“You don’t want to make less this year than last year, do you? That’s what will happen if you turn down work to work on this. How can you help others grow their businesses if yours can’t even grow in a straight line?”

When I finish, I’ll have something for clients to do when I’m too busy to work with them right away. Something to keep them occupied while they’re sitting on my waiting list. So it doesn’t feel like waiting.

What I hope these bears realize is that these are their ideas, too. I want them to go away now, and come back after I’ve finished this. We can all have idea porridge together. And maybe go for a bicycle ride. We love bicycles!

Psst. Can you keep a secret? Then you’ll fit right in with the rest of the Secret Discount Scouts. Secrets! Discounts! Adventure! Just don’t tell anyone. Coming soon…a new product that will take you by the hand up Website Copywriting Mountain. Join today–but quietly. Quietly.

15 Comments

  1. Posted August 23, 2010 at 7:48 pm | Permalink

    I love this sort of talking to monsters/bears/whoever work – it’s been so helpful to me…

    It’s fascinating to me that you wrote this post tonight, because a few hours ago, I wrote a post coming out of a somewhat similar feeling stuck place but from a totally different angle.
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  2. Posted August 23, 2010 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

    I almost forgot, my monsters wave hello to your bears! ;)
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  3. Posted August 23, 2010 at 8:00 pm | Permalink

    Oh, Kelly’s bears, sweethearts… Please know that there is at least one person here eagerly awaiting to know more about what Kelly is working on and hoping that this will be something she needs because she wants more Kelly in her life. Chew on this for a little while, and let Kelly work on her thing in peace during that time. Thank you, darlings!
    Much love,
    Josiane

  4. Posted August 23, 2010 at 9:02 pm | Permalink

    Have you been ambling around in my brain again?

    If yes, please continue. I’ve needed to have all these conversations. Now I can just say “Kelly said…”

    “I can’t bear to let this thing I’m excited about go unexplored.” Nice.
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  5. Posted August 23, 2010 at 11:48 pm | Permalink

    Very funny and so on-target. I’ll add one to the mix – I call it my “Opportunity Cost Bear”. This one I listen all day long.

    It’s always asking me “Is this the most important thing you should be working on right now?” Notice it doesn’t ask if it’s the most urgent thing I should be working on (The bear must have taken that Steven Covey Course back in the mid-80s).

    My priorities frequently change from things I want to do and enjoy doing to the things that truly are most important – and many times they are the things I least want to do – whether it’s changing the cat litter or updating plugins on the blog.

    Great post. Perhaps, I should be having more conversations/arguments with myself – excuse me – I meant my bears.
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  6. Posted August 24, 2010 at 3:35 am | Permalink

    *Sigh*, I can relate. The bears have taken over my office and moved into my house, like they own the place. They’re fat.
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  7. Posted August 24, 2010 at 4:51 am | Permalink

    Love this:

    “Me trying stuff and failing is actually going to help me, because I’ll be able to help my clients avoid making the same mistakes.”

    I need to be reminded of this daily. hourly. minutely.
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  8. Posted August 24, 2010 at 11:12 am | Permalink

    maybe this haiku will confuse them!

    oh bears, we love you.
    wise, protective bears make a
    circus in my mind.

    growling, balancing,
    big tent, scary clown. bear i
    pat you on the head.

    nice smoking jacket
    no worry bear, i’m flying
    on the trapeze. Weeee!

    love the post, kelly… can’t wait for the guide!! xo

  9. Posted August 24, 2010 at 11:17 am | Permalink

    Oh, dear Kelly. “…if yours can’t even grow in a straight line” made me snerk-laughcry in that awful way of recognition.

    If your bears are accepting messages, I would tell them that I think your writing and smarts are some of the original-est things on the whole wide internet. And your guide will make the internets just that much better!

  10. Posted August 24, 2010 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    Wow, my bears were all reading your comments out loud at breakfast this morning saying, ‘Listen to this!” “No, this part is so nice!” They even teared up a bit, their tears dropping into their porridge. Then we all hugged it out. They had no idea there were other bears and monsters out there who knew what it was like to care so much and to be so afraid. Now they really feel the love. Thank you thank you. Your comments mean so much to me and to my bears. You guys are the best.

  11. Posted August 24, 2010 at 7:34 pm | Permalink

    Goldilocks would be proud!
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  12. Posted August 25, 2010 at 2:09 pm | Permalink

    Yes, I am another random person who landed here because of your douche-free bio tips. :D (Because Totally Rad posted it on Facebook.)

    You are my new hero. :D

  13. Posted August 25, 2010 at 5:21 pm | Permalink

    OK, I have to post this brilliant artistic rendering from @toacircus

    http://twitpic.com/2i4hnv/full
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  14. Posted August 25, 2010 at 5:27 pm | Permalink

    haha love this!

    Your bears need to know that we all need to do what we are inspired to do as well…or there would be no smoking jackets in the first place.
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  15. Posted August 25, 2010 at 9:07 pm | Permalink

    What is it about timing? Just what I needed to read today. When you talk about bears I tend to think the stuffed, non-threatening teddy variety – exactly like the Nobody-Cares bears.

    And I agree with Amna about the imminent improval of the internets with whatever you concoct!
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