Monthly Archives: June 2009

The Underhanded Basketball Theorum of Marketing

When I was eight years old, I won a school basketball-shooting contest.
I was only 45 inches tall at the time, so this was probably my greatest life achievement. I defeated every basketballesque girl in my K-8 school with my peculiar shooting method.
Apparently, I’m pretty good at shooting baskets, but only if I do it [...]